You’re Getting Old: The Top 15 Signs

Wow – hard to believe ideas like these still persist…

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You know how annoying it is when people a lot younger than you complain about being old?  Maybe this will help.  We now have an official guide to getting old.

A new survey asked people to name the signs you’re getting old. So if these don’t apply to you, you’re not as old as you think.

The Top 15 Signs You’re Getting Old

1.  Feeling stiff

2.  Groaning when you bend down

3.  Saying, “It wasn’t like that when I was young.”

4.  Saying, “Back in my day.”

5.  Losing your hair

6.  Not recognizing any songs in the Top 10

7.  Hairy ears, bushy eyebrows, and extra nose and facial hair

8.  Hating noisy bars and restaurants

9.  Talking a lot about your joints, or your day-to-day aches and pains

10.  Forgetting people’s names

11.  Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort over style

12.  Thinking cops, teachers, and doctors…

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